Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes
does anyone else feel like they just lost their favourite uncle
parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”
me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”
my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”
All a girl really wants in life is someone to rub her back until she falls asleep
And play with her hair.
and grab her butt.
The last is most important