wawapapi69:

Kinda want to play with your hair kinda want to go down on you for 45 minutes

17,519 notes   -  11 August 2014



twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

288,162 notes   -  11 August 2014


queerpotters:

does anyone else feel like they just lost their favourite uncle

127,775 notes   -  11 August 2014

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weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

170,399 notes   -  11 August 2014

la-ruiva:

how—peculiar:

south-carolina-southern-belle:

northerngirll:

All a girl really wants in life is someone to rub her back until she falls asleep

And play with her hair.

and grab her butt.

The last is most important

12,851 notes   -  11 August 2014

thisisgoodtho:

do you know how hard it is to find a non sexualized picture of scarlett johanssen i’ve literally been looking for this picture for an hour and a half