[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

220,526 notes   -  10 August 2014

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

245,399 notes   -  10 August 2014

Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them. (via h-auptgewinn)
138,390 notes   -  10 August 2014


shoulderblades:

DOGS THAT ATE BEES i’m cryign

149,635 notes   -  10 August 2014


brightlimelight:

mouth-two-mouth:

liamdryden:

Ellen’s coming-out speech was great

I fucking volunteer

Meeeeeee

33,428 notes   -  10 August 2014

sexynakedblackguy:

I’m a nasty nigga like ill fuck you doggy style and spit in your ass and watch it slide in your pussy and fuck you brainless but I’m also sweet I’ll massage you and make you breakfast and hold you at night and remind you that you are the only one for me.

518 notes   -  10 August 2014


queerhawkeye:

64,392 notes   -  10 August 2014

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guncharge:

costa-rican-connect-941:

guncharge:

Nigga is it that serious?

Hold up dis in Fla ?

Yup

guncharge:

costa-rican-connect-941:

guncharge:

Nigga is it that serious?

Hold up dis in Fla ?

Yup


kisslol:

homes-ick:

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

i just need money so 

I just want money for the concert to-


nineteenlives:

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

Omg