today on my way to work I stopped to get gas and then I couldn’t find my lighter, which I just wasn’t having because I need my daily wake and bake you know. I didn’t have much time so I actualllly had to buy a ligher (as a stoner, you know this is rare). then when I got back to the car I saw my original lighter on the seat. And I couldn’t find it cause I was sitting on it. hahahahahaha
What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and they’re snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it.
you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness.
I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.
this deserve so many notes
"what’s your favourite position" lying face down on my bed until it’s hard to breathe because of the pillows
The cast of OITNB for People magazine.
"I’ve worked in bigger casts, but it’s always mostly men like on That ’70s show. So actually, working around all of these women, I was a little nervous. But seriously, they’re all so wonderful. There’s not one girl who’s like a diva.” - Laura Prepon
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face