today on my way to work I stopped to get gas and then I couldn’t find my lighter, which I just wasn’t having because I need my daily wake and bake you know. I didn’t have much time so I actualllly had to buy a ligher (as a stoner, you know this is rare). then when I got back to the car I saw my original lighter on the seat. And I couldn’t find it cause I was sitting on it. hahahahahaha

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What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and they’re snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it finally hits you, you’ve made it.
you beat the demons inside you, the voices, the darkness.
I look forward to that, to knowing I made it.

this deserve so many notes

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Mud + Pup = True happiness.

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"what’s your favourite position" lying face down on my bed until it’s hard to breathe because of the pillows

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The cast of OITNB for People magazine.
"I’ve worked in bigger casts, but it’s always mostly men like on That ’70s show. So actually, working around all of these women, I was a little nervous. But seriously, they’re all so wonderful. There’s not one girl who’s like a diva.” - Laura Prepon

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I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10


No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

149,130 notes   -  21 August 2014

Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

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